Milton's Bucks Night Part 7

Milton's Bucks Night Part 6

Milton's Bucks Night Part 5

Milton's Bucks Night Part 4

Milton's Bucks Night Part 3

Milton's Bucks Night Part 2

Milton's Bucks Night - part 1: the Gathering

As my few readers would know, my friend's Milton and Mel are getting married this week and in their infinite hangover wisdom, they chose me to be the Best Man. Best Man at What you Ask? No idea, you'd have to ask them.
So, as is the tradition, I planned a Bucks Night for Milton. The original section of the night is a piece of video which I'm still working on so that will come later as the Prologue to this little tale of Single Malt, Cigars, Breasts, and Embarassment.

Here the fine buck's gather at my abode. A quiet, secluded apartment where testoterone can run free and all manner of manly things may be discussed without fear of reprisal.


The main problem with discussing and doing manly things with other men is that there oft seems to be too much manliness and not enough of norks to satisfy manly needs. As nature abhors a vacuum, manly men will make do with what they can.
Oh the tease. So shy with his voluptuous breast. But it doesn't take long before he's warmed up to the sensation of them.
Not long at all before he realises that in his manliness he needs too....



Molest himself.
A fine time was had by all at this little warm up, and there quite a few photo's of the second leg of this little journey from bachelorhood to married man and those shall be in subsequent posts. But, just in case you believed that I had forgotten to invite the father and father-in-law-to-be, here's there reaction to the night:


Now, one might be wondering as to what was the embarrasment of the evening, although most will say it was our attire.
The embarassment came from the pornographic videos supplied by a buck to me for display in our gathering. All I can say is, while I am a man of the world and few things shock me, not eels or horses or fisting french maids; the mature german women being gang banged did take me quite aback and bring red faces and tilted heads to a few of the bucks. The porn was indeed a hideous train wreck that one could not look away from. Still, everyone enjoyed and I'm sure it will have them pondering what they have witnessed for years to come.

Eurovision!

Ah, Eurovision! Does it get any better than this? I think not. There are tears running down my cheeks already and we’re only halfway through the preliminary finals.
You really have to applaud the guts that these countries have for the artists and songs they present. The costumes, the dance moves. It all comes down to a great night’s entertainment that makes Australian Idol look as much of a joke as it could be. Just imagine what these European countries versions of Idol must be like.
The other brilliant part is the inane commentary that accompanies each performance. In Australia we get the abysmal British version. I’ll try and get some of the transcript later and put it up for anyone that wanders past this page.
For now though, here are the lyrics to a song that had me rolling on the floor (in agony or a fit of laughter; you pick).

DJ Bobo, Switzerland’s entry: Vampires are Alive


Vampires are alive
The legends have to survive
We'll never come undone
And we will be forever young

I am a vampire I'm a slave
A slave to the daylight, hence my grave
In the darkness, in the shadows
Here I am
I want you to be be forever mine
Together until the end of time
Like a nightmare, neverending
Let me change your world

Vampires are alive
The legends have to survive
We'll never come undone
And we will be forever young

Vampires are alive
And we will be forever young
Vampires are alive
And we will be forever young

Tonight is the night, live a thousand years
Don't be scared, don't drown in tears
Free your spirit, after midnight
Sell your soul
From heaven to hell enjoy the ride
You're here to surrender, with your life
Precious victims, my desire
Live eternally

Vampires are alive
The legends have to survive
We'll never come undone
And we will be forever young

Vampires are alive
And we will be forever young
Vampires are alive
And we will be forever young

More Free Comic Day

free Comic Day was a great deal of fun. I spent the day running around advertising my friend's shop. Here's some more pics:

Free Comic Day!

So, Free Comic day has come and gone and what did I do to add to the experience? I was Batman!